In the envelope was a certificate announcing to Abq Jew® and the world that the United States Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) had registered Abq Jew® as a trademark of Abq Jew LLC on Tuesday May 8th.
To give you readers a sense of how trademark marketing works - Abq Jew® received this postcard on Friday May 11th, and was able to immediately confirm via the USPTO website.
Yes, this was a full two weeks before Abq Jew® received that certified mail envelope.
Yes, this was a mere three days after the Abq Jew® trademark was registered.
As Yakov Smirnoff says -
What a country!
And as Abq Jew® says -
Thank you, Abq Jew® friends!