Sunday, October 13, 2019

Abq JCC 2019 Book Fest

Ariel Burger and More: The Jewish Community Center of Greater Albuquerque is proud to present our New Mexico Jewish community’s annual celebration of the written word.

Again this year, the  Abq JCC Book Fest & Visiting Author Series is bringing new authors of high quality and importance to the Albuquerque community.

This year (did you remember to write '5780' on your checks?) our Abq JCC will present six excellent authors. You can check the Abq Jewish Event Calendar or the JCC website to see when each will be appearing.

They're all at the top of their game; they're all worthy of your attention. But Abq Jew must (really; he must) call your attention to one author in particular: Ariel Burger, author of Witness: Lessons from Elie Wiesel's Classroom.

Surely you recall that Abq Jew offered a Word of Torah from the book in his August blog post Discovering Albany. But there's more - much, much more.
From Ariel Burger's website:
The world remembers Elie Wiesel—Nobel laureate, activist, and author of more than forty books, including Oprah’s Book Club selection Night—as a great humanist. He passed away in July 2016. Ariel Burger first met Elie Wiesel at age fifteen. They studied and taught together. Witness chronicles the intimate conversations between these two men over decades, as Burger sought counsel on matters of intellect, spirituality, and faith, while navigating his own personal journey from boyhood to manhood, from student and assistant to rabbi and, in time, teacher. 
In this profoundly hopeful, thought-provoking, and inspiring book, Burger takes us into Elie Wiesel’s classroom, where the art of listening and storytelling conspire to keep memory alive. As Wiesel’s teaching assistant, Burger gives us a front-row seat witnessing these remarkable exchanges in and out of the classroom. The act of listening, of sharing these stories, makes of us, the readers, witnesses.
About the significance of the title; Ariel Burger tells us:
At the center of the book is Elie Wiesel’s teaching that “listening to a witness makes you a witness”. That is one reason for the title, and it has a specific and universal meaning. 
Specifically, this is the response to the difficult question of what will happen when the last Holocaust survivor is gone: who will tell the story?  
Although no one who was not there can truly imagine the experience, we can absorb, integrate, and act as witnesses to their stories. 
In this way, as long as there are children and students willing to listen with sincerity and attentiveness, the reality of the Holocaust will never be lost.
Elie Wiesel and (להבחל"ח) Ariel Burger

In their review of Witness, the Jewish Journal said:
Burger, a compassionate heart, fiery soul, and sharp religious mind in his own right, presents a personal side of Wiesel that we normally didn’t see. This is the humane Wiesel, the Wiesel who nurtured students and who shook the foundations to demand more decency in society…. 
We all know Wiesel the Activist who spent his life working for people suffering everywhere to protest injustice and oppression and to bear ‘witness,’ but there are other more personal dimensions to this story as well. Now we can see Wiesel the Soul. 
May we continue to be inspired by the life and teachings of Elie Wiesel. We owe Rabbi Dr. Ariel Burger our gratitude for this special opportunity.
To which the Jewish Book Council added:
Burger’s book hon­ors Elie Wiesel’s truth that ​“lis­ten­ing to a wit­ness makes you a wit­ness,” and when read­ing these words, you, the read­er, will become a wit­ness, too.
In case you were wondering ....

Here is a video of Ariel Burger is in conversation with Sarah Hurwitz, head speechwriter for Michelle Obama from 2008 to 2017, who was appointed to the United States Holocaust Memorial Council by Barack Obama after he left the White House.

BTW - Sarah Hurwitz also has a new book out ... but she is not coming to our Land of Enchantment for the 2019 Abq JCC Book Fest. Maybe next time.

And in the meantime -

Sunday, October 6, 2019

When Christians Break Bad

Bonnie Weinstein Wrote (Another) Book: From the seven-time Nobel Peace Prize nominated Military Religious Freedom Foundation's official archives

When Christians Break Bad:
Letters from the Insane, Inane, and Profane
by Bonnie Weinstein

comes this second jaw-dropping collection of hate mail, threats, and criticisms of the MRFF's efforts to ensure that all members of the United States Armed Forces fully receive the Constitutional guarantees of religious freedom to which they and all Americans are entitled by virtue of the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment.
As you, Abq Jew's loyal readers, must surely know, Abq Jew has long (see On Selecting Haberdashery and Onward, Christian Soldiers!, et al) been a big fan of Mikey and Bonnie Weinstein and their organization, the Military Religious Freedom Foundation.

At least since Abq Jew's own January 2017 run-in with the haters (see You've Got Hate Mail!) - and even before.

Well. Bonnie Weinstein has just published a second collection of ... Responsa ... as we say in Classical Rabbinic Lit circles. And it is, as we also say in such circles, a Doozy.

Here is one example of the types of questions the MRFF is called upon to respond to. (And yes, Abq Jew here inserts **asterisks** and an image, so it's relatively unsearchable. Other sites have no such qualms.)

Here is an example of the types of responses the MRFF provides.
Thanks for your insightful and thought-provoking observations. The time that you took to articulate your position was well-spent, as it makes clear the depth of your intellect and the effort that you've extended to understand the complex issues in which the MRFF engages. 
However, I feel compelled to point out that the activity in which you've asked Mikey to engage is physically impossible; therefore, he will not be complying with your request. 
But feel free, as you deem appropriate, to continue with your own experimentation.

As always, Mrs Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (TM), provides her own entertaining and informative review (OK ... outright promotion) of Bonnie Weinstein's latest opus.

If you would like - and you know you would! - your own, personal, hand-signed-by-Bonnie-Weinstein copy of When Christians Break Bad, Abq Jew strongly encourages you to attend -

Congregation Albert's
Hoshana Rabbah Brotherhood Brunch

Which brings us to the latest episodes in the life of

Michael Joseph Farrell Jr (born February 6, 1939)

Yes, that Mike Farrell. The guy who played Captain B J Hunnicutt on M*A*S*H (1975-83). Who is now a
dedicated human rights activist and Chair of the Board of Death Penalty Focus, Good Will Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, and Co-Chair Emeritus of the California Committee of Human Rights Watch.
Mike is also on the Military Religious Freedom Foundation Advisory Board. And therefore, to MRFF questioners' consternation - but to our delight - gets to provide some (but alas, not all; there's just too much incoming) responses.

Jonah and the Whale in Haifa Port
Eugene Abeshaus (USSR and Israel, 1939–2008)

Here - as we approach Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement - is an example of the types of responses Mike Farrell provides. The question? It really doesn't matter, does it? Let your imagination run wild.
Cowardice and self-hatred are always clear in the anti-Semitic and anti-Islamic rants we see here, but I think you’ve done an amazing job of demonstrating why people like you wear hoods to hide your faces. 
Such incredible emptiness has to be painful beyond understanding for most normal people, so it stands to reason that you, feeling so miserable and hopeless, have trouble looking in a mirror, let alone allowing rational folks to see the ugliness that is written all over you. 
I’m sorry you’ve allowed yourself to sink to these depths, but we like to think there’s hope for everyone, so, hard as it may be, take a good look at yourself, weep for a while, and try to find something positive to do. It’ll be hard, I know. 
It’s a long road back, but it’s worth the effort.
For all of us who are on our own roads back ...

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Brian Colón, A Force of Nature

Our State Auditor: The New Mexico Office of the State Auditor is a constitutionally established executive office with an elected State Auditor eligible to serve up to two four-year terms.

The office is currently held by Brian Colón.

But ... you probably knew that.
Brian Colón was elected State Auditor of New Mexico in November 2018 with decisive wins during both the primary and general elections. As State Auditor, Brian is committed to bringing awareness to the important work of the office that uncovers fraud, waste, and abuse in agencies and entities statewide.
And ... you probably knew that, too. In any event ... you can read more of  Brian's official biography here.

To find out more about Brian Colón - especially his proud and unique Jewish story - photojournalist Diane Joy Schmidt (see Asylum Seekers in Albuquerque, et al) recently interviewed him.

Ms Schmidt reported the results in this summer's issue of The New Mexico Jewish Link. Her interview is reprinted here with her (and Mr Colón's) permission.

Brian Colón
A Force of Nature

Article & Photos by Diane Joy Schmidt

There’s a feeling of personal power that radiates from New Mexico State Auditor Brian Colón. Meeting him is something like the rush of taking off on a jet plane. There’s also a sense of bashert, of things happening as they should, when they should, and that sense of active well-being seems to empower those around him.

Colón, who is now in the top tier of New Mexico governance is, in 107 years, the second constitutional official in the state of New Mexico who is Jewish, following Governor Arthur Seligman (1931-1933). He is also of Puerto Rican descent.

What is your affinity for the Jewish community?

My affinity is that I’m Jewish. I went to Hebrew school at B'nai Israel under Rabbi Celnik. My mother was Jewish: my grandfather was a Sephardic Jew, so his lineage goes back to Spain, and my grandmother was Ashkenazi. My connection to Puerto Rico is my father's side of the family.

My parents moved out here from New York essentially under the cover of night. We didn't have any family out here in New Mexico, so we were an island unto ourselves, and I had two parents who were disabled—my father had muscular dystrophy so he was very sick.

My father converted to Judaism after they were married, he was very dedicated and committed. He was born Catholic, and then converted to Judaism. I remember when my father converted—I was just little kid, I remember the rabbi and the mohel—it was the real deal.

My father was disabled and my mother was disabled as well. Before he got very sick he was a chef. When I was about 10 years old my parents bought some land and opened up a flea market in Bosque Farms—40 years later it's still there. I went to Daniel Fernandez Elementary in Las Lunas and ultimately graduated from Los Lunas High School in 1988.

Growing up in Las Lunas, Colón said he was picked on—but not because he was Jewish—

Believe me, I was a heavyset, red-headed freckle-faced kid—I got picked on. But you know what I can say? I never got picked on because I was Jewish. It's interesting—I never thought about it till this very second; I was bullied a lot, but it was always for my weight, my glasses, and my freckles and red hair. But being Jewish was more of a novelty down there, it was the one thing that made me different and kind of cool, because the vast majority of students were Catholic and I was this Jew kid.

I was asked to put the Hebrew alphabet on the chalkboard, and to go around to classes and talk about the difference between Yom Kippur and Rosh Hashanah, because I was the only Jew in the school. That's part of who I am, that diversity, having grown up being different—and knowing that that difference is also what makes me special.

Ultimately the doctors thought the altitude in New Mexico was making the disease progress more rapidly, so having watched my father deteriorate before my very eyes, when I graduated from high school they made the tough choice to leave New Mexico. They went to Florida to be at sea level and I made a choice after graduation that I wasn't going with them because I had received an opportunity to go to New Mexico State University.

And my dad's dream was that I'd be the first in my family to go to college and maybe break that cycle of poverty that he had known for so long, and as I sit here today I'm grateful that I was able to do that.

When my family left, when I was at New Mexico State University, I was again an island unto myself. I didn't have a single blood relative in New Mexico at that point. 

But the community filled the gap and supported me on my journey and we were the beneficiaries of every government program you could imagine, whether it was Section 8 housing, commodities, financial aid, Pell grants, student loans, all those things that allowed me to eventually graduate from New Mexico State University.

It would take Colón ten years to complete his undergraduate coursework, being completely on his own, working to pay his way through school. Graduating in 1998 with a degree in finance, he then immediately went on the University of New Mexico School of Law and graduated in 2001.

The best part of my story I think is now that one generation out from that poverty, one such generation out from section 8 housing and commodities, my son is a very proud Albuquerque High Bulldog who graduated and went on to get a presidential scholarship at George Washington University, where he is studying biomedical engineering in Washington D.C., and is on track to graduate next year. That's got to be the best part of my story.

Colon paused in his non-stop delivery and pointed to a small framed photo across from his desk,

There is a picture of my dad and me a couple years before he passed. In terms of poetry, I buried my father when he was 49 years old and, that's exactly the age I was when I took office, entered into public service, so it's been a powerful year for me and a year of real gratitude.

You’ve built bridges between the Jewish community and Hispanic leaders, as well as most recently the office of newly elected U.S. Congresswoman Debra Haaland?

I'm a very, very big fan of Congressman Haaland's and have been a friend of hers for a very long time, and so it was important to me that that she had a good open dialogue with the Jewish community and understood the history and the story of the Jewish people and the State of Israel.

I’m a member of AIPAC and participate in the Hispanic leaders group who engage with AIPAC. Recently, we did a combined trip to Puerto Rico with some of the Hispanic leaders that have engaged with AIPAC. A group of us engaged with IsraAID, it's an Israeli-based humanitarian NGO (Non-governmental organization) and it's one of the only NGOs that is still left on the ground since the hurricane hit Puerto Rico in 2017. Other aid groups went in and then left, but IsraAID stayed. We went and worked on a water system and engaged with the community and had some great dialogue.

I stay engaged in Jewish organizations whether it's the brotherhood at B'nai Israel, I still go to their events and breakfasts, whether it’s the Federation, supporting their events, and I’m very engaged and supportive of the work of building the New Mexico Holocaust and Intolerance Museum. I've emcee’d their annual gala and engaged with their exhibits.

They just received a substantial capital outlay from the legislature this year to start working towards a stand-alone museum. Their president, Victor Raigoza, leaned in, a lot of the políticos are familiar with Victor and his advocacy—he and his board did a great job, a lot of people worked hard on that. And, I’m a big fan of Rabbi Citrin, and Rabbi Rosenfeld is one of my spiritual guides. My engagement in terms of the Jewish community is a real source of pride for me.

Colon is well-known for his civic involvement in mentoring hundreds of young people.

I love mentoring young professionals, women and men who like to tell me where they are today and where they want to be tomorrow, and my job is to help them get there. What I do is I share my life experience with them and I try and leverage all my resources for their benefit. There is nothing that makes me happier.

For me this office is really about accountability, transparency and excellence in government.
Waste, fraud and abuse doesn’t have a party affiliation.

By the end of his term as state auditor, he hopes “that we have increased people’s trust in government. That public trust is sacred."

How does he feel about Freedom of Information Act requests?

Love them, love them. Anything that's not under current investigation I'm happy to give anyone, anytime, any day. I've been a member of FOG ( New Mexico Foundation for Open Government) for years, (co-founder) Bill Dixon was a mentor of mine.

Colón has twenty years of activity in politics. He served as Democratic state party chair, then ran for Lt. Gov. and won the Democratic primary but the Diane Denish / Colón ticket lost the general election to Susana Martinez; he then ran for mayor. So, is he interested in national politics?

I have no desire to serve in Washington, D.C. I love New Mexico. And now, after 149 days in office, I could very easily see myself asking the voters to give me a chance at a second term if I’ve done a good job. There is a lot of work that needs to be done and it's very rewarding.

Now, be sure to mention in your article that the tool that I get to use to restore people's faith in government is the Fraud Hotline. 

Tips and calls to our office are up 30% over last year. Make sure that folks know they can report waste fraud and abuse through our hotline: 

1-866-OSA-FRAUD or

Also, we’re hiring! We’re always looking for great accountants, auditors, and investigators to come work with us.

Monday, September 23, 2019

Rosh Hashanah 5780

Dip Your Apple In The Honey: It's Rosh Hashanah! And, as we begin a New Year, please remember - as Rabbi Adam Rosenbaum of Synagogue Emanu-El in Charleston, South Carolina has taught us -

There is hope for the world.
There is hope for your life.

The way it is now is not the way it must be. 

Abq Jew warmly invites you to check out
this now-classic Rosh Hashana hit from 5772:

Dip Your Apple!

No apples, pomegranates, babies, or smartphones
were harmed in the filming of this video.
Please don't feed babies honey.


Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, Abq Jew knows (and knows you know), are special times for our Jewish hearts, minds, and souls.

The Ein Prat Fountainheads have touched our hearts. Now, here is something that will touch our minds and souls.

Alex Borstein accepts the outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series Emmy
for 'The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.' (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Those of you, Abq Jew's loyal readers, who watched the Emmys on Sunday night already know about this. And those of you who did not watch have surely heard the news about this display of Jewish pride.
(CNN) - Much like the character she plays on Amazon's "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel," Alex Borstein's second consecutive Emmy Awards acceptance speech for supporting actress in a comedy was funny with an undercurrent of seriousness. 
The actress, who plays the determined and opinionated manager Susie Myerson on the period drama, began her speech by referencing her win for the role last year -- one she accepted bra-less. She joked that this time, she'd skipped her underwear and issued a warning to the cleaning crew that she's quite sweaty. 
Her speech took a turn when she then thanked both her mother and grandmother, both of whom are Holocaust survivors. 
"My grandmother was in line to be shot into a pit," Borstein told the audience. Because she asked a guard "what happens if I step out of line?" and he responded "I don't have the heart to shoot you, but somebody will" -- and then no one did -- the actress said "I am here and my children are here." 
"So step out of line, ladies," she told the audience."Step out of line!"

It was certainly a moving story, and a powerful exhortation for women (and for all of us, really) to 'step out of line.' The story makes those of us who believe we are 'stepping out of line' feel good about ourselves. And 'Step out of line!' is a superlative slogan that can inspire us all to action and activism.

But Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (who has more than 84,000 followers on Twitter, one of whom is Abq Jew) reminds us that "it’s important to put a powerful story in context of the larger system of brutality in effect." She tweeted:
A lot of the people who stepped out of line in the Holocaust were murdered. Sometimes the ones who didn’t were the ones who made it out. They were all brave. 

In the Unetanah Tokef (see Who Shall Live?) which we chant on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, we proclaim

As a shepherd herds his flock,
directing his sheep to pass under his staff,
so do you, LORD, pass, count,
and record the souls of all living,
and decree a limit to each person's days,
and inscribe their final judgment

On Rosh Hashanah it is inscribed,
and on Yom Kippur it is sealed -
How many shall pass away,
and how many shall be born
Who shall live and who shall die

Oy! If only it were that simple! In the Holocaust, those whose names shall be blotted out created a world in which:

Many of those who stepped out of line were murdered. Some of those who stepped out of line lived. Many of those who stayed in line were murdered. Some of those who stayed in line lived.
They were all brave.

Those cursed others created a world of chaos and terror. A world of chance, in which it was impossible to know which (if any) course of action could possibly save you, your family, your friends.

On the High Holy Days, we Jews pray - most of all - for a world of order and tranquility. A world where good deeds are rewarded and bad deeds are punished. Hopefully, in this world, while we live - but we'll wait until Olam HaBa if we must.

L'Shana Tova U'Metuka, New Mexico!
A Good & Sweet Year, Albuquerque!


Wednesday, September 18, 2019

The Best Part About Rosh Hashanah

Is The Preparation: Which, according to timeless Jewish tradition, begins with the recitation of Selichot prayers, as Wikipedia explains:

Selichot or slichot (Hebrew: סליחות‎; singular סליחה, selichah) are Jewish penitential poems and prayers, especially those said in the period leading up to the High Holidays, and on Fast Days. 
The Thirteen Attributes of Mercy are a central theme throughout these prayers.
But (of course!) there are (at least!) two timeless Jewish traditions.
In the Sephardic tradition, recital of Selichot in preparation for the High Holidays begins on the second day of the Hebrew month of Elul. 
In the Ashkenazic tradition, it begins on the Saturday night before Rosh Hashanah. 
If, however, the first day of Rosh Hashanah falls on Monday [as it does this New Year 5780] or Tuesday, Selichot are said beginning the Saturday night prior [September 21] to ensure that Selichot are recited at least four times. 
Check your local listings!

Here in the Land of Enchantment, we New MexiJews started our RH 5780 preparations by "welcoming" President 45 to the City of Vision (that's Rio Rancho, by the way). As KOB News reported:

Some people forced to watch Trump rally outside

KOB News also reported this week that

Prehistoric crocodile fossil discovered in New Mexico

although, for some reason that Abq Jew cannot fully understand, KOB ran a (slightly) different picture (not the one above) with the article.

The New Year is, by all traditions, a time for personal growth and change.

For recognizing what has been sub-optimal,
and optimizing it. Sounds good.
For recognizing what has been wrong,
and fixing it. That, too.

And it's certainly a good time to find one's self!

But back to the Rosh Hashanah preparation business. Abq Jew likes to think of RH preparation as sort of like ... preparing for a colonoscopy.

You have the ... opportunity ...  to clear out all the ... waste material ... so you (or, more likely, your doctor) can get a good look at your ... kishkes. The pure and clean essence that makes you you.

By the way - the BBC says a second man has been arrested in the now infamous and legendary Blenheim Palace gold toilet theft.

But perhaps you're already way past RH preparation. Perhaps you're already past RH. And even past YK. Perhaps - you're already thinking about the post-YK Break Fast.

Planning on traditional New Mexican fleishig fare? Some do ... but chances are pretty good that your shul / host / hostess (is that still a proper term?) doesn't. And if you're sticking to milchigs, you're probably going to be worrying -

  What if we run out of bagels?
Well, Abq Jew is here to tell you -

Elizabeth Warren and Abq Jew
and Philadelphia Cream Cheese

have a plan for that.

The Philadelphia 'Bagel That' Device

Real bagel fans know that toast can be a bagel. So can waffles, pancakes, tortillas, hot dog buns, and pizza, thanks to the revolutionary new

Bagel That

Amazon says they're currently unavailable, and they don't know when or if it will be back in stock. But if you had one, here's a video that explains how you could use it.
  • New “Bagel That” device allows you to punch a hole in almost anything, instantly turning it into a bagel to top with Philadelphia Cream Cheese
  • To use the Philadelphia “Bagel That” device, simply put your toast, waffle, pancake, or other bread item into the center of the device
  • Next, press the lever down to punch a hole to instantly create a bagel. Because if it looks like a bagel, you can put Philadelphia Cream Cheese on it
  • Have toast? Bagel That. A waffle? Bagel That. Even a tortilla? 
Bagel That, too!

As we all prepare -

And remember -