This year, Abq Jew remembered to visit TheJewishWeek.com before Purim, and did not wait to receive the Purim issue in the mail.
Thereby and forthwith, in order to continue the Purim celebration, Abq Jew proudly relaunches
Purim 'til it's Pesach!
the four-week long celebration of which allows ... no, encourages ... no, requires Abq Jew to publish this article in its entirety:
Israel’s Chief Rabbinate Seeks Arrest Of Rabbi Avi Wiseguy
Jerusalem — The Chief Rabbinate of Israel, the supreme religious authority for Jews in Israel, announced this week that it would take disciplinary action against Rabbi Avi Wiseguy, due to certain “un-Orthodox” views that the Modern Orthodox rabbi holds.
Asked for specific examples of Wiseguy’s heretical views, Rabbi David Loud, Israel’s Chief Ashkenazi Rabbi, enumerated the following “questionable rulings”:
In September 2013, Rabbi Wiseguy announced that riding in an airplane on the Sabbath would be permitted, provided the passenger kept his seatbelt fastened during the entire flight, because then it would be considered as if the person were “wearing the plane.”
In December of last year, Rabbi Wiseguy ruled that a man could attend an opera, despite the religious ban on kol isha (a man hearing a woman chant a melody). The rabbi stated, “He’s not over till the fat lady sings.” (In Hebrew, over means “committing a sin.”)
Rabbi Wiseguy’s most recent controversial ruling came in February 2014, when he was asked what a mourner should do if he cannot not find ten men for a minyan, the required quorum to say kaddish. Rabbi Wiseguy replied that the mourner may pray with five people and say chatzi kaddish (half kaddish).
Happy Purim, Shushan!
Happy Shushan, Purim!
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